Golden words of Guruji

These are on general observation of characteristics of women folks. Am sure all men would agree with meJ

1        My creativity ruins me ;  I should stop thinking of girls

2        Women  always feel hard but men hardly feel

3        Admire a woman when she is asleep, for only then her lips are tight

4        Point out a fault of woman and be sure u get ten in return.

5        Woman are the only talented segment to answer your question with ten of their questions

6        Tears are no more their weapons- as water wipes all their added beauty

7    Name it differently till u share a secret with woman, as once shared it will no more remain the same

8        Allocate a task of emergency to them of course with a lead time of a ten days

9         Trespassing is strictly prohibited especially when she is watching her favorite show

10     Trust  them wholly as long as they don’t give u any commitment

10 Best Ways to Attract Women

1. Never expect her smile for ur humor but u never fail to laugh for wat she calls a ‘joke’

2. Never fail to praise her attire even it turns out to be a fashion disaster

3. Show the same care you show on her to her pet as well (whatever breed it is !!)

4. Never accept her sisters beauty in front of her (don’t even dare to) though its true.

5. Never hesitate to tell lies which has all the facts that pleases her

6. Dial to the doctor though she cries of pain in her nail.

7. Neither you talk back nor you ask for a break when is talking to you

8. Stop discussing bank balance, credit card dues etc.. When shopping along with her.

9. Believe gossiping to be her power of speech

10. Express how lucky you are to have her in life, covering up all your losses

Jai Birthday Celebration

A night @ Marina - 16th Oct

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